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{"type":"general","setup":"Why do ducks make great detectives?","punchline":"They always quack the case.","id":347}
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Jasen Ryan Rauch is an American musician, songwriter and record producer. He is the current lead guitarist of the rock band Breaking Benjamin and was the former lead guitarist of the Christian rock band Red. Rauch was also the producer for Korn guitarist Brian Welch's solo project, Love and Death, before becoming the band's bassist in 2020. According to Welch, Rauch \"has a great track record for recording, producing, writing, and being in a band\", and credits him as an inspiration for his returning to music. Before joining Breaking Benjamin in late 2014, Rauch also co-wrote several songs on their 2009 Dear Agony album, including \"I Will Not Bow\" and \"Lights Out\". Rauch is also a writer for Razor & Tie Music Publishing.
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Clifford \"Heathcliff\" Johnson, Jr. is an American former Major League Baseball player who played for the Houston Astros (1972–1977), New York Yankees (1977–1979), Cleveland Indians (1979–1980), Chicago Cubs (1980), Oakland Athletics (1981–