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{"fact":"Despite imagery of cats happily drinking milk from saucers, studies indicate that cats are actually lactose intolerant and should avoid it entirely.","length":148}
{"fact":"After humans, mountain lions have the largest range of any mammal in the Western Hemisphere.","length":92}
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