{"slip": { "id": 140, "advice": "If your hair is thinning, try dying your hair a similar tone to your scalp."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 114, "advice": "Step 1. Give a shit. Step 2. Don't be a dick. Step 3. Know when to let go."}}
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Count Franz von Waldeck was Prince-Bishop of Münster, Osnabrück, and Minden in the Lower Rhenish–Westphalian Circle of the Holy Roman Empire. He suppressed the Münster Rebellion, a millenarian Anabaptist theocratic insurrection which occupied the fortified city of Münster.
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{"slip": { "id": 58, "advice": "Don't give a speech. Put on a show."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 49, "advice": "A long walk alone with some time to think, can work wonders."}}
{"slip": { "id": 69, "advice": "Visitors are like fish: As much as you might like them, after three days they start to smell."}}
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