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Impeccable Blahs is the fourth full-length album by Seattle-based indie rock band Say Hi. It was written almost entirely about vampires, though Star Trek is also mentioned. The song \"Angels and Darlas\" is a reference to Angel and Darla from the television series Buffy the Vampire Slayer and its spinoff Angel both created by Joss Whedon.
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Mesić is a village in Serbia. It is situated in the Vršac municipality, in the South Banat District, Vojvodina province. The village has a Romanian (87.22%) ethnic majority and its population numbering 202 people. The village is best known for the Serbian Orthodox Mesić Monastery.
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